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I Lose a Topaz by Gastronomy              29
On one side of me sat a neat, quiet, courteous little fellow by the name of Minewarter, strongly Aryan (as they would say now) and a prize scholar. Good-natured he was, but he kept himself to himself, for he was an official's son. His father was a minor Government servant of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and he had no doubt in the world that his own future lay in the same glorious rut. His whole attitude was coloured by this aspiration, to be what his father was, and strangely enough the boy who sat on my other side was equally determined to follow in his father's footsteps and become a cab proprietor.
Kainz was his name. He had small eyes in a ruddy face and a rough cheerful manner, and his father owned several Fiakers and Einspänners. Not only did Kainz want to be a cabby, but it had already been arranged by his father that he should go into the family business.
Now, one day my teacher arranged a special lesson arising from an interesting talk he had given on common minerals such as coal, chalk, salt and sulphur. He told us to bring, week by week, any mineral objects we could find or borrow, and he would base further talks on them. I was determined that I would distinguish myself, and I brought my whole collection up to school with me. Alas, I sat at the back and the other boys were too quick at thrusting out their own treasures. Seeing myself frus­trated, I decided that my immediate neighbours, at any rate, should see my collection. They had seen my swaps— now they should view all my treasures at a glance. I brought out my box and nudged Kainz. He took a quick look, turned his head guilelessly to the front and groped