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the city whose copper roofs were centuries old and were in such bad repair that they caused the inmates of the nunnery great discomfort whenever it rained, but that as no funds were available nothing could be done about it.
This gave me an idea. I went to see the prior and sug­gested an arrangement whereby my firm in Vienna might undertake to supply new roofs of galvanised iron (I regret the vandalism, but it must be stated!) and take in part payment the old copper stripping, waiting generously for the balance due on the transaction to be paid at some con­venient date later.
Only twice in my life have I had business dealings with Jesuit priests. In each case I found my man so keen and astute that I have the greatest respect for Jesuit business acumen.
"If your firm receives the old copper from the cloister, the nunnery and all the outbuildings in exchange for a galvanised-iron roof," he said, "it will be doing very well, particularly as the copper is supposed to contain gold. As for that, it may be a legend, so don't build on that when you make your calculations."
Nothing daunted, I set about taking the measurements of all the roofs in question in order to estimate the amount of copper they would yield and the area of galvanised iron with which to replace it. Then I wrote to my firm, and in due course had the felicity of being given a free hand in the proposed transaction. Thus in the end, before the autumn was out, the monks and the nuns could sleep se­curely in their respective homes however bad the weather —snug under their galvanised-iron covering—and I had