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London, and So On: Low Company! 135
square meals, clean shirt and collar and a pressed suit at all costs. I gave up my boarding-house and found a room under the roof in Great Russell Street at five shillings a week. What qualifications must a man have, I asked myself in bewilderment, that would give him a living wage in this strange and mighty city of London? I was master of three languages, a fluent correspondent, a good book­keeper, a graduate of the University of Vienna, an ex­pert in metals, and knew as much about gems as any ordinary dealer did. And yet nobody could use my services.
Luckily, however, I had kept in with Mrs. Francis, my first landlady. She was a motherly person and a lady who had come down in the world. One day I called in to see her and she said: "I have good news for you. Father Reilly has lost his job with Pitman's."
Father Reilly was the unfrocked Catholic priest who was one of her boarders. His job had been teaching Eng­lish to foreigners. Mrs. Francis, who knew that I was a foreigner who could speak English, thought I would fit the bill. In point of fact, I got the job at a salary of two pounds fifteen shillings a week.
Most of my pupils were older than I was. I remember one, Herr Meltner, mainly because I got him into a con­tinental news service, my tuition having enabled him to qualify as a translator of news items translated from the London dailies. He showed his appreciation by making me free of the bachelor establishment of his new boss. There his chief lived in perfect amity with his paste-and-scissors men in a kind of Bohemian communism which knew no